Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun
Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler
Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:
professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.
ares:
Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless
Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:
Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus.
Zeus:
Merchants in low-level towns be like:
> Potion (3 Gold)
> Fishing Rod (5 Gold)
> Great Fishing Rod (50 Gold)
> Fresh Fish (5 Gold)
> Whip of Bakunawa, Serpent of the Eclipse (50,000 Gold)
Merchants in high level towns be like:
> armour of the gods (500,000 gold)
> potion of ultimate healing (1,000 gold)
> sword of the ancient ones (100,000,000,000 gold)
> cheese wheel (10 gold)
Traveling merchants be like:
> potion of stamina (100 gold)
> fantasy weed (300 gold)
> shield with a duck painted on it that you cannot buy anywhere else (100,000 gold)
> kazoo (must be pickpocketed)
bartenders be like:
> Ale (5 gold)
> Wine (18 gold)
> Elven Fruit Wine (55 gold)
> Elixir of Boundless Wisdom (8,476 gold)
> Mead (7 gold)
did you know that in 1953 eisenhower issued an executive order which banned gay people from being employed in government
and it was specifically to root out lesbians who enjoyed the job security of government work
“To protect their careers, lesbian government workers moderated their behavior to avoid suspicion. They refused to socialize with other lesbians in public, attended social functions with gay men as their ‘dates,’ and carefully chose their wardrobes and makeup to project a feminine persona. Male employees who resented reporting to a female boss could trigger an investigation into her sexuality.” - Robert J Corber “Cold War Femme”
this era was called the lavender scare and was both a direct result of mccarthyism and the classification of homosexuality as a mental illness during ww2. over 10,000 lesbians and gay men lost their jobs and as a result the daughters of bilitis (the first ever lesbian activist group in the u.s.) formed in order to protect themselves and gay men
Important history
and it’s John Kerry’s apology for these events that was removed from the State Department website days after Trump took office
Anonymous asked:
POTC is getting rebooted already? Wow
captainamericagf answered:
you have my attention
They really went and fixed every issue with the original in one go huh
My understanding is that it’s not even a reboot.
It’s just a continuation of the franchise without the “Jack Sparrow” character. It’s a whole world of piracy, magic, and adventures, so why limit it to revolving around the adventures of one dude and his friends?
From what I’m hearing, it’s going to focus on the character of Redd from the ride.
Remember the one part in the ride where the pirates are auctioning off the women? And a bunch of the pirates are chanting “We wants the redhead!” and sure enough, there’s a gorgeous redhead getting auctioned off?
Well, luckily, Disney recently changed the scene. There are now no women getting auctioned off, and the redhead, since renamed Redd, is a pirate captain in her own right.
The reworked character has become so popular that she’s actually a walk around character that you can meet in the park.
I really hope the rumors are true because we deserve a movie or twelve about female pirates
*slamming fists on the table*
LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES
Jane Foster and Brunnhilde (Valkyrie) would be the female version of Bruce Banner and Thor. The small scientist falls in love with the powerful mythological figure plot but instead of being soft gays like thorbruce, they would be badass girlfriends. In this essay, I will -
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone
This whole post is GOLD
Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.
By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.
But a quick reminder: if you go to a haunted house, DONT GO if you know you react to fear with violence. You’re paying to be scared by these actors; they’re doing their jobs. They don’t deserve to be punched for something you signed off on.
But if you’re an actor or prankster who’s picking targets who didn’t consent ahead of time, be warned, you might get punched.
Every discussion point on this post is gold
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